| Shae | |
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| Species | Human |
| Occupation | Mother |
| Age | 21 |
| Place of Origin | Wikia Falls (Town) |
| Relatives | Rebekah All The Way (daughter) Professor Gonhatehomie Haters (husband) John Ares (one time lover) |
| First Appearance | The Chat |
| Last Appearance | The Banishment of Breeane |
| Status | Alive |
Shae is the wife of Professor Gonhatehomie Haters and together they have a love child known as, RATW (Rebekah All The Way). She mostly defends her husband, as he likes to get crunk and leaves both her and their daughter. Haters promises one day he will visit Dr. Phill and sort out his issues.